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Recopilatorio de articulos hechos por Torbe que no van a dejar indiferente a nadie!. Lenguaje directo, claro y sencillo, anecdotas reales, pensamientos frikis sobre la vida, el sexo, el amor. Creo que es un gran libro. Me he divertido mucho recopilando articulillos y reescribiendo algunas partes. Tienes que leerlo. Por que me irrito cuando me tocan el pito? Que es la filosofia cerda torbellinesca? que se esconde detras de este gran libro que tienes entre tus manos? por que ese titulo tan rocambolesco? si quieres saber mas sobre la vida rara del autor, leelo, que no te arrepentiras.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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